Ah, so you’re not just a Smoking Nazi, you’re also a homophobic bigot. That’s not helping your case at all, but it does make sense - You know who else hated cigarette smoke? Hitler, that’s who.

Anything else you want to share? Maybe a dog whistle, or a “roman salute”? Hell, I bet you could think up at least 14 words you’d like to tell me, eh?

Libertarian here. That’s a terrible idea, most of us are downright nutjobs. The only things us libertarians have going for us is that (unlike Democrats or Republicans) some of us are fully aware that our party is a joke, and sometimes when we screw things up it’s amusing. Ever hear about the time we got an entire town over run by wild bears? I mean, bringing in actual wild bears might sound more entertaining than Democrats saying they’d rather be around bears than men, or the bear markets that Republicans have create with tariffs, but it’s still not exactly good for the people living there.

I was addicted to alcohol for a long time. I get that addiction is a rough road but when I drank alcohol, no one was forced to drink with me.

Naah, instead of “forcing” people to drink with you, you ended up blowing way too much money on drinks for a stranger you just met because “you like their face”, bet that person $100 that you could piss in a cup from across the bar, then when the bartender asked you to stop you asked her to “show you her tits”, then punched the stranger you bought a drink for earlier because “you don’t like their face”, then after getting kicked out of the bar you call your ex at 2 in the morning proclaiming your undying love, right before driving wasted to get back home and end up t-boning some poor soul and putting them in the hospital.

Y’know. The standard type of stuff alcoholics do when abusing their drug of choice. But by all means, tell me more about how I’m the worst person on the planet because my cigarette happened to bother you a little, Mr. Chug-A-Lug. 😉

23% of Americans smoke which means 77% do not smoke. Smokers are clearly a minority. 29% of US males smoke compared to 17% of females.

LOL nobody cares about your ‘research’, shut up nerd.

You can poison yourself or masturbate covered in scat but do it in private.

I’d rather not know what you do in private with your scat, pal, and the fact that you’re comparing smoking to a kink of yours is very weird.

No one wants to see or smell that nasty shit.

Well see, that’s the thing - I enjoy it when Smoking Nazis like yourself get annoyed by my smoking. So if you are one of those people who go around lecturing strangers about smoking, then right off the bat I’m incentivized to smoke around you.

Yes. I am that petty.

Smokers are a minority. Far more people are non-smokers than are smokers. Bar owners who cater to smokers are shooting themselves in the foot.

Wrong. Actually, most club/bar owners really don’t want people like YOU there, because nobody wants you pestering their customers and driving people away.

Lots of people who like to drink, dance and party avoid bars because they don’t like smoke.

^ See, here’s how I know you’re full of BS: I live in a major vacation area and there’s only one single non-smoking club in the entire city.

Hawaii banned smoking in all buildings open to the public and within 100 feet of the entrance of any building open to the public. Not one bar or nightclub was forced to shut down. The idiots were just forced to poison themselves in private.

Then move to Hawaii. I know I’d feel better if people like you were stuck on an island hundreds of miles away from the mainland where you can’t bother the rest of us.

Also, I’d like you to know that every time I encounter an annoying Smoking Nazi like yourself who love giving holier-than-thou lectures about smoking, I instinctually light up a cigarette while they give their anti-smoking lecture, and I intentionally blow the smoke right in their face.

Okay, how about we compromise? How about I just put up a sign that says “if you don’t like the smoke, get the fuck out of my bar” and that way, you can just choose for yourself whether or not you’d like to give the place your business instead of expecting everyone else there to bend over backwards just to accommodate you?

Bro why are you so defensive about a bunch of poison-belching stink bombs?

^ See, funny thing about me is that when you say things like that, my brain actually interprets it as “Not only do I want you to smoke right next to me, but I also I want you to blow all the smoke right in my face after every puff you take”.

Actually, let me update those wishes a bit: Not only do I hope your kids become smokers, but now I hope one of them gets a fulfilling, high-paying job as a tobacco company executive.

And after that? May your house be struck by lightning and burn to the ground, and the only thing that saves you from living under a bridge is the fact that your wealthy tobacco company executive offspring can afford to just buy you a new house with his hard-earned tobacco blood money, so that way every day you live your life knowing that your existence is subsidized entirely by smokers.

I hope you have kids and that they start smoking in their angst-ridden rebellious phase and become lifelong smokers because of it.

Not only that, but I also hope every time you get to see your kids, you smell smoke on their clothes and when you do, may it remind you of this time on lemmy when you said all smokers should find a faster way to kill themselves.

See, this is why so many right-wingers are seen as simply not intelligent enough to understand basic science. Numerous studies have shown that the left-wing is on average, plumper, juicier, and more tender.

I bet you probably also believe those wing pieces with two bones are better than the big one-bone wings that look like little chicken legs, too. Typical right-winger, your brain has been melted by right-wing propaganda.

Sorry, but reality has a left-wing bias. Educate yourself, and do better.

Bahahahahahahahahahaha that’s funny… 😂😂😂

I’m sure Trump’s popularity is through the roof with you and your buddies in Yokelsville, Alabama, or whatever ruby-red area you live in, but everyone else on the planet thinks Trump is a PoS.

👍

Ah, my mistake. I had assumed you were just too socially clueless to understand how conversations work.

Enjoy being a clown!

also the vast majority of dems did the same thing, we just don’t feel the need to tell everyone how different we are because of it

^ Translation: “I am too clueless to figure out that this thread is a conversation about Libertarians, and thus discussing Libertarians and Libertarianism is totally appropriate and on-topic.”

By the way, Pumpkin… Who died and made you in charge of what I talk about on the internet with others? Just curious.

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Wrong. I simply don’t like having someone who doesn’t even know me try to correct me about what my own personal beliefs are. It’s rude.

That’s like me telling you, “Well, you must obviously be a Mormon, since you believe murder is wrong and Mormons believe that too. I don’t care if you say you aren’t an Mormon. You actually are a Mormon, and the only reason you’d deny being a Mormon is because you just don’t like having your beliefs challenged.”

See how condescending that sounds? If you want to “challenge my beliefs”, be polite while doing so.

I’m one of the lucky ones! Because of my service to our great country fighting against those dirty communists, when the bombs fall my family and I will be safe and sound, underground, in one of the local vaults in our area: Vault 108!

Is it mansplaining to point out that you don’t agree with a core principle of your claimed ideology?

It is definitely mansplaining when you tell me that I don’t actually understand what libertarianism is, I’m not actually a libertarian even if I say I am, and that I need a big, strong man like you to explain all this to silly little old me.

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Then I don’t think you’re a libertarian.

LMAO don’t mansplain Libertarianism to me.