Definitely Bale. Oh the memes…

[does the voice]
“Swear to me!”

“Wait, do you mean literally, or figuratively?”

Yes.

More bitches? We definitely have a problem!

How does that work if you’ve only been a hot girl for half of your life? Asking for a friend of course.

Hi Bitches, I’m the problem…? Wait…

Hey at least they hit with the “you will regret this”, so the receiver knows in advance there’s not going to be an end to the words to come.

Oh I like that one better!

I swear I’m a good girl…

For this reason I bow my knees before the Father Ephesians 3:14

Lot’s of fun yet to be had taking other passages out of context.

Yes, definitely need more of these! I’ll try make some if inspiration hits.

That’s a bug, thanks for reporting. Should be fixed with the next update!

Honestly? Didn’t think that far ahead. Could be growing up twice as fast, but you might not want that. Could be learning things, in which case yay, but underwhelming. Could also be job/life experience, learning important lessons early to prevent making stupid mistakes?

It’s your NG+, so your call. 😊

Meow! :3

Next level truck nuts. 🤣

Haha, somehow there is always a relevant XKCD.

Ah see, you got me there. I’ll be sure to keep that in mind and do things very gayly from now on.

That’s a nice take! It is indeed the absurdity of it all that probably does it. My comment was more of a shower thought inspired by this post than a direct reaction to it.

As you can probably tell from my choice of pronouns, I’m still figuring out what the concept of “being gay” even means to me. Though there’s probably no point to doing so. Which only makes being called gay even funnier to me.

That, and of course the ridiculous concepts of what does and does not make you gay, that are going around. But that’s part of the original joke.

Anyone else feel like there have been so many different ways the word “gay” has been used as a slur - both ironically and unironically - that the whole concept just kinda doesn’t work anymore?

The only response my brain produces these days is just giggling and moving on. Like if your intentions are to shock me, I’m afraid that ship has sailed. Best thing I can compare it to is how poop jokes stop being funny when you hit a certain age, and start being a different kind of funny once you hit another.

But it probably really depends on your environment. Obviously if you do feel negatively about the whole, that’s a completely valid stance to take. Don’t think of this as me trying to ifluence what should and should not offend you.

Nothing wrong with a proper scream every now and then. Venting is a healthy practise.

The average European can merely dream of experiencing the freedom to inhale a microburger.

That’s okay, the average American can merely dream of experiencing the culture of inhaling all our different junk food fumes. So that makes us even?

Alright, that settles it.

OP, we have questions!