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8 days agoAre we already out of soapy tiddies? Well, beans it is then.
RustyLog
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Cake day: June 9th, 2026
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17·9 days agoDid they arrest the woman for foiling their plan?
2·9 days agoHow much has he insured it for?
How much will he get if it is destroyed?
Fill them with gunpowder and add a fuse. That would make a pretty Paloma
5·14 days agoPost a picture when you do.
We did this when I was a kid (with only one sibling); We would cut a 0.5l ice cream brick in half. The one who didn’t cut would select his piece first.
10·14 days agoIf you have a bidet you can make any poop diarrhea.
You forgot:
3. Generate CSAM
- How high are you?
- Yes.
Nah, just repeatedly insert a cylinder into the mouth hole and the gunk will be expelled through the eye holes. 🎃
32·28 days agoThat’s completely MAD!
2·29 days agoFeed me senpai!
1·1 month agoI don’t think the tensile strength of one snake is enough, it would take two. If the snake had just eaten another snake before going to snake heaven it would without a doubt be enough to strangle a normal sized guy. 😵🐍🐍 Hsssssss!
Do you think he tried to crawl into her? Lubed up that little head of his Diddy style and then just pushed his dome against her orifice?
(Sorry about the quality, my editing skills on this thingamajingy are absent.)
Worst flavor? Have you tried petrol or brake fluid?
Once I accidentally deleted 2Tb of porn. I know the feeling.