The lunar community is much cooler anyway…

I know exactly when I’ll need them, the day after I throw them out.

The stress from all of those social events is also likely having a negative impact on your immune system, further muddying things.

I apologize. I did not realize the seriousness of the situation. I will refrain from any further light-hearted jokes.

Groundhog Day (1993)

Quantum is when two things at the same time

8 years olds, dude

“knock the hell out of people” presumably means loudly complaining and insulting people until they do what he wants.

Frequently, yes.

Considering the election is likely coming down to tenths of a percent in a dozen districts in a handful of swing states I’ll take those 12 votes.

Yup. One side proved they were actually concerned about the age of the candidates and did something about it while the other digs their heads in the sand and ignores reality.

Sure seems to be a super common theme these days…

All I want out of this is Henry Cavill in a poorly made Voltron costume fighting Kaiju in a Godzilla-style miniature city.

There was a reddit thread where a guy clearly got his dick stuck in a M&M mini tube and refused to admit it, referred to it as a “cylinder” stuck in a tube, and really stuck to the bit.

I’m kind of okay with it. Nobody is doing more to advocate for and bring awareness to the need to expand the Supreme Court right now than this fucking guy.

It’s amazing that despite billions of dollars, a desperate need for attention, and owning multiple companies in objectively cool industries, I have never seen him look cool in a picture.

Dear Donald, I hope you’re doing well. I recall our recent phone call — it was really good. All of us in Ukraine want to end this war with a just peace. And we know that without America this is impossible to achieve. That’s why we have to strive to understand each other and remain in close contact. Days ago, we requested a meeting with you, and I really want to hear your thoughts directly, and firsthand. You know I always speak with great respect about everything connected to you, and that’s how it should be. I can be in New York on Friday, which would be a good time to meet. I believe it’s important for us to have a personal contact and to understand each other 100%. Let me know if you are in the city at that time — I would really like for our meeting to take place, as part of our efforts to help us end this war in a just way

It’s the type of generic flattery that Trump completely eats up.

He’s still upset Zelenskyy didn’t falsify evidence about Hunter Biden for him.

Or how you accidentally steal someone’s cat…

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