Until the US saved Europe by landing troops at Normandy and teaching the Germans to out Hitler in the big Blue Wave of 1945, yes

And after the vote they weren’t nazis anymore so the nazi leadership could be left in place and their researchers could be used democratically against the USSR (which was so AUTHORITARIAN, we just started calling them TOTALLY 'TARIAN! )

Ooh, I guess my brain could not even conceive that an AI fanatic wouldn’t try to instantly turn this into an infinite money scheme. Thank you!

sell all my video games on Ebay

Like selling a haunted creepypasta version of GTA that jumpscares the player by being about some boring ass AI loser? Or do they think that’s where video games are generally released?

Ooooh, I had to do it around the section for legumes

Obviously besides the main point of the post but just reading the article and you get hit by this flashbang of American discourse:

“None of these are high crimes or misdemeanors,” he said of the allegations against him. “They’re partisan policy disagreements from people who want to politicize our military.”

politicize our military

You’d get impeached just for saying something like that in a less clownish country

were “do you need help? what the fuck?” the hidden words, because that’s all I’ve heard and I’ve been saying it for an hour in the frozen foods aisle and my mouth is getting really dry

Us upbearers should unionize

if we count land in the metaverse the libertarians will easily get the 90% of the vote they deserve

Republican finds out the real minority taking up all the resources were the friends he made along the way

:beanis-salute:

i-voted catgirl-salute (I hope linking to emoji doesn’t spoil my ballot)

and supports Hassan[sic] Piker

I hope one day these people will have to learn to fear the consequences of politics more than what fucking twitch streamer a senator “supports” so they can be the hard men they think they are. They’ve never had to live in reality

Stocks will go parabolic

Hey, we actually are on track for that one!

I recently got a Firefox ad (lol) where the only thing that was shown off was how supposedly easy it is to turn off AI components

We’re officially at the point where companies spend money to convince you that you don’t have to use their amazing new feature because it’s so shit only the executives like it

World powers will fall if Beanis ever goes full >:(

:beanis-salute:

[hacker voice] I’m in.

[hacker voice] I’m Kim.

reference title by Kelly

When you can’t make an argument as to why child prostitution after the fall of the USSR is actually a good thing but you need to be an anticommunist anyway

It is! Wild do see this randomly posted here after I also started playing on it haha

I would also prefer leadership that can firmly hold onto a globe

I have! I even got all the spoons on the 1HP difficulty mode because I’m a filthy