Who are these ding dongs

Hoc illud est quod dixit

Mandatory public service should include every service industry job so these goobers stop talking like this and get some f****** perspective

My dude has hair like a Lego person

Beer is weak

My private loans didn’t sue me quick enough where I made it thru the statute of limitations in my state. Meaning if I never contact them, acknowledging the debt by inquiring, it can’t be verified and it’s done. The government loans tho, I’m boned

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Hello fellow Pole. This is the worst part. My wife always catches me cuz I’m a big sweater

Alcoholic tip, switch to potato vodka. Less aromatic. No juniper etc.

Reykjavik Iceland is one of the safest cities in the world. I’d love to move too, but keep my burgers without the land part. When I was there, met a guy from Mexico city that moved for that reason

Alcohol and horse meat

Messing with my dopamine

This new Mortal Kombat roster looks awful

Wait, you guys don’t follow Maria Menudos’ podcast?

Pain is temporary

We are doomed

Blur yourself and everyone around you

“Not everything is related to Vietnam Walter”