Jerk off

Do you put out on the first date?

I’m a sheep. Baa.

The reputation for sheep sodomy however, well earned.

Mean he’s a mark ass bitch.

I’m not but your mom is fearless.

Yes like that but with more model trains.

Bro we’re all autistic broken toys here. It is amazing any of this shit works.

Micropenis Steve!

The jokes kind of on us he won again

Probably because they are all on fire.

BYE!

No you fucking scalper.

Lube up…

Literally meth.

Isn’t Ubisoft broke as fuck?

No one on lemmy needs a friend’s list.

That’s anti semitic.

I love you daddy!

Are you my dad?