Even if Sisyphus is infinite and the boulder is infinite, they can be accommodated within an infinite space.

But not if they’re uncountably infinite.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s ass.

Hence error 418.

Fortified with essential salts.

but it seems too good quality to be custom work and is definitely an official controller.

Custom official controllers are a thing.

That’s Shreking at your enemies.

Love Demetri Martin.

But the real story is weirder: the color is named after the fruit. Prior to the 16th century it was “yellow-red”.

Also carrots were not commonly orange when oranges arrived in Europe. The carrots we’re used to were hybridized from the earlier yellow, red, and purple varieties in the late 18th century.

This conversation is gastro-etymology, BTW.

I just looked it up, and apparently it’s /ɡɛʃ/.

Never would have guessed that.

Well obviously this flower is pollinated by ducks.

You’re thinking of trademarks. Copyright doesn’t work that way.

The guy from the Dan Brown movie was a ninja turtle?!

My favorite version was when Michael used it: “It’s a human insult. It’s devastating. You’re devastated right now.”

When I was growing up, the joke was “Nine months of rain, followed by three months of really wet weather.”

“3.6 violinists. Not great, not terrible.”

Right, like the guy with the negatronic brain isn’t going to be evil. Come on!

It could just be a difference of the liquor, or color balance in the photo, but I think that first picture might be an Old Fashioned rather than just bourbon. It has that sort of reddish-purple tinge to it that you get from angostura bitters.

There’s a running gag in archaeology that variations on “ritual purposes” actually means “I have no idea what this was for”.

That said, there has historically been a connection between certain divination practices and games of chance, so this could easily be both.

Tuesday and Friday are named for Tyr and Frigg, respectively.