I’m kinda sad, everything is a battleground nowadays. I literally just wanna grill unironically for my sanity.

Holy shit working is depressing. Imagine 60 years of toil to keep breathing

I just saw the video of the mag dumping that handcuffed person because an acorn triggered him. What the fuck is wrong with police. That was the most delulu I’ve ever seen somebody

This fucking company literally asked me for my high school grades when applying. My guy, what?!

They should make masturbators for your ears since q-tips aren’t allowed in your ears by the fun police

Here I go again in full clown gear, sending job applications. Today I was literally rejected one hour after sending it. Nobody even wants my fucking labor. Every company asks 3–5 years of experience. If you’re a graduate, you’re literally shit out of luck in my field. Too bad, I have 60k student loan debt. “You should apply for junior positions” there are none grandpa, you fucking boomer pig. “You could do a traineeship” what the fuck was my degree for?

My gf and I are both bi, is that straight marriage? 👀

Imagine getting domed by your bloodthirsty hatred filled countrymen that were supposedly going to save you. And then this is how they remember you.

God, they’re psychos

Oopsie. I think I horniyfied the general again. No ragrets

Make sure there isn’t any nasty shit in the flag. Don’t want the us flag to give you cancer.

Me sowing: I love me dom and assertive women. Me reaping: please mam give me something anything. I’ll be a good boy. Pleaseee anything. 🥹

Rest in piss

I have no idea who this person is.

Couldn’t have said it better. Even dating has become bougie.

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WHY IS IT ALWAYS HARRY POTTER?!! AAHHH

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I met them while I was on holiday. We started talking and I found out we overlapped in tons of ways. Conversation with her was so effortless and fun, we never stopped talking. Soon after I realized I was falling in love with her. I kept it quiet, because I didn’t want to mess it up. But then she was like “Hey, so what is the deal between us?”. I spilled the beans and we confessed that we had feelings for each other.

I think it helped that we weren’t looking for a relationship at all. dating always made me feel nervous, I would doubt myself and the dates would never feel genuine and feel forced. But this just worked itself out.

This is why I appreciate the extremely cheap 24/7 convenience store in my street that’s clearly there to launder some kind of criminal activity. It’s suspiciously cheap, and they sell everything, lmao.