“Couldn’t have said it better myself” for me.

Hehe.

Oops! You forgot to tell it not to hallucinate.

Try again!

But doctor, I work in a library!

It’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

Absolute fuck doesn’t imply positive and negative fuck, since a relative fuck could exist instead.

it wasn’t as bad before he bought it

It was an utter shithole even then though.

They are currently trying this over and over again, hence the “not going as expected”.

“…so I said it sounds like she’s just feeding fetuses to the abortion clinic and then Jesus started crying”

Now I want to watch a film noir edit of Alien.

Does outlook outage actually affect anyone?

Teaching children to be anything other than they are

Almost everyone that Trump has ever called “honorable” has had a skeleton hiding in their closet.

The rest paraded the skeleton in plain view.

Get Garth Ennis on it!

I think you mean ✌️

Hey ladies, fellas and everyone between

Spider looks like a potato root

The Dragonborn, finally awake

Oh, NOW the reply makes sense.

She can do anything!