I directly quoted the line 😉

Good. In my day there was that boy who took a trip to Singapore and brought along some spray paint. The outrage from America for him being publicly caned was nonexistent because he fucking deserved it.

Yeah, it’s just a little too close to beastiality.

Our condolences

Fuck ‘em.

Oh no! Anyway.

It’s Artax in the Swamp of Sadness from the Never Ending Story.

Back when the Internet was wild and innocent.

Numa Numa

What’s that number in words? Sure. I could use Google, but they just got fined by Russia for $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 so can they really be trusted?

So you’re voting for fascism or just going to sit it out in a political statement? Or being bold and voting third party?

received training to operate <insert machine>

Or

used <machine> to <complete task>

Such an enlightened opinion.

Gay panic making a comeback

Always was fun popping a tampon in a drink of someone who has had too much already.

Any day now! The check, the best check, is in the mail.

Do they also align with the houses at Hogwarts?

Fantastic point, I completely agree.

Haha, gooner.

Everyone gets the best price! The highest the market will sustain!

One can only hope.