Kaisen [he/him, comrade/them]

I can’t wait to pay 1000$ to temporarily ‘own’ a AAAAAA game, or 1500$ for the deluxe edition that is exactly the same as the base game, but comes with a bunch of Jpegs and an in game dildo.

And they’re also in the process of porting all the PlayStation exclusives over to PC, making all the consoles completely pointless.

Man, I wish lemmy was never introduced to these rdditors crying about their discontinued third party app. Could have just left them to wander aimlessly for a few days before they invariably go back to reddit.

Tankies and brickies

The switch is an overpriced obsolete fossil and your normie friends deserved your righteous scorn.

Libs are unfeeling, soulless psychopaths.

“Can America BE anymore fascist?” *Laugh track

Egyptian God Pronouns

It Reminds me of that spooky, swirly Junji Ito manga where a bunch of people in that one house got fused together.

Cum Flu! Oh, wait, we already have that.

EVERYBODY PANIC!

I doubt Starlink had any impact whatsoever. Dumbass dronie ledditurds eat up the Elon Musk = Iron Man hype like they eat up Funko Pops, reddit awards, and pointless g*ming accessories.

Plot Twist: Your wife is Comrade Shitmonster.

Metroid Prime. The game gradually felt like a chore, getting all the power-ups. After I killed the penultimate boss, I realized I had to get all the artifacts to fight the final boss. And that’s when I said fuck it and stopped playing.

It’s better to be uninformed than misinformed, and redditors are the most misinformed people in the history of mankind.

Let’s rename the website to Owlcity.chill.

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