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Cake day: June 15th, 2023

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  • “Can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re kidding.” TMBG

    “Everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.” Abe Lincoln

    “Someone told me once that there’s a right and wrong, and that punishment would come to those who dare to cross the line. But it must not be true for jerk-offs like you. Maybe it takes longer to catch a total asshole. But I’m tired of waiting. Maybe it’s just bullshit and I should play God, and shoot you myself.”

    Maynard