It’s a good place to post

I thought this was a bit, but now I’m starting to wonder whether you’re actually mad about it

But I’m the one who reported you

If you want it to feel less absurd, you could think of it as one small flareup in the Satire Struggle Session that’s been simmering for at least a couple of years

Do you endorse the terroristic forces of unionism which threaten our upstanding bourgeoisie’s hard-earned (by whom is not important) stockpile of yachts?

They leave out the fact that the company was Ender’s Gaming the driver

Might be on purpose if the IDF mistakes them for a journalist

Is it because their views are essentially the status quo already and they have just fully internalised the capitalist propeganda?

That’s pretty close imo. I’d just add that most of them have never set foot outside of capitalist propaganda

Every part of their media diet is bourgeois media, because naturally the owning class owns that too. The views presented to them with any degree of fidelity are necessarily non-threatening to bourgeois rule, and they make up the range of views that people feel are normal. Conservative bile is acceptable, and liberal outlets for empathy such as charity and saying to are too

Meanwhile, in much of the west including the US, it has been outright illegal in recent history to be left-wing. Even now that it isn’t explicitly illegal in the US, we have Stop Cop City protesters being charged as an anarchist terrorist conspiracy

TOOK HIM FUCKING LONG ENOUGH

To me it evokes a mentality where other people’s appearances are only considered through the lens of how they serve the person speaking. I’m not a fan. Even where complimenting someone’s appearance is appropriate, I think it frames the compliment as “you’re not like those uggos I hate seeing”

I’m the leg-biting iguana

It means working from within the Democratic party to make it better, even when it has betrayed its values.

What values?

I fought for redress for my community and have spent my life ensuring that America understood that we could not betray our Constitution in such a way ever again.

Constitution? That shit was talking about white men only and we’re really gonna lean on it?

But you do need to break up big sandwich

Big sandwich not fit in mouth

Last night I had the strangest dream I’ve never dreamed before,

I dreamed the world had all agreed to put an end to vore

such a weird hill to die on

says the person claiming it’s immoral to have babies

Companion website

Apparently they also made a program for Windows where a gillman swims around your desktop and “helps you with your emails”

https://archive.org/details/seamail