$0.99 per month to read all the comments on a thread, slowly increase the cost year-over-year and eventually add a second (initially) $0.99 per month to read any comments at all (because you should only read posts and only the ones we want you to see).

Try using the Progressive Web App (PWA) instead. I’m on iOS and haven’t found a good app for Lemmy yet but the PWA has helped me get used to Lemmy on my phone in place of Reddit. You just open the site in your phone’s native browser (Safari on iOS, probably Chrome on Android?) and choose “Save to Home Screen”. Now it looks like any other app and behaves like it too, even though it’s secretly just the web page.

I got to the youtube video and decided to kill Paul instead because otherwise I’d be at this all day. It was fun until it wasn’t anymore.

I “hacked” the game (if you know how to get into the scripts, just look for the one that has the unmangled text “wordle” in it) to find out how long it is and the later tasks are simply ridiculous. If anyone’s thinking of actually trying to get to the end, I wouldn’t recommend it.

This spoiler contains all the tasks after the Youtube video task (and keep in mind, you still need to upkeep ALL the previous tasks too, such as the chess notation or that digits add up to 25):