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“We’re fucking kicking all the Muslims out of the mosques and turning them into Wetherspoon’s.”
What a silly billy. You can’t turn Muslims into Wetherspoons.
Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you’re lucky.
#fedi22
“We’re fucking kicking all the Muslims out of the mosques and turning them into Wetherspoon’s.”
What a silly billy. You can’t turn Muslims into Wetherspoons.
It seems to me a given that you shouldn’t be able to place bets on outcomes you can directly influence. This is not so different from e.g. a boxer betting on himself to lose.
“A rich, lefty, white male celebrity…" - well, she’s not wrong. Must make a nice change for her.
“… he can’t see the optics of attacking the only Black woman in government by calling publicly for my existence to end.” - and why hasn’t her government appointed any other black women?
“This is an early example of what life will be like if they win….” - sweet.
“Do not let the bigots and bullies win.” - see above.
I’m anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctuous to have read such pericombobulation.
GNU Terry Pratchett
In today’s money? About 17p, or 21 US cents. Shocking, really. I’ve got a club because at that price, why wouldn’t you?
“If you want to respect the rule of law, you’ve got to start from the original lawgiver, which was Moses”
Bollocks, more like.
The earliest known laws are from The Code of Ur-Nammu from Mesopotamia written on tablets around 2100–2050 BCE. If Moses existed, he was probably chiselling away at his tables six or seven hundred years later.
So I demand that these laws replace the 10 Commandments in schools. Who could forget such classics as:
Whereas they ignored everything East of France over here.
Actually, I went to school in Scotland so our teachers also tried to ignore everything south of the border too.
Or a piece an’ Macaroni Pie. Carb in Carb in Carb. I’m sure you could get the pie battered too in the right chip shop.
Closet racists friends with open racists shocker! Film at eleven! Now here’s a word from our sponsors…
Runequest: Oh dear, my left leg’s come off!
Same with visiting almost any website.
Then
Now
Defragged cows. System files cannot be moved.
What makes you think Ug was a neanderthal?
I’m guessing it was Wargames.
What else could he play with those tiny hands?
Come to Hemel Hempstead!
https://youtu.be/NHVF1rnUKHw?si=0-4PFtQtMWmRRFDi&t=47