Its a greentext. Their imagination was always doing most of the work.
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Please do not apply me to your nails.
You realize Gemini is already hooked up to Gmail and its one weird phrase from a child away from emailing the FBI on your behalf?
HawtP0tat0@sh.itjust.workstoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•God has updated his Terms and Conditions 🙏🏾English
41·2 months agoYou do realize that the punishment of “remove a sandal from his foot and spit in his face” is close to the modern equivalent of receiving a felony on your legal record then having grandma kick you in the balls. Not death but not far off unless you wanted to fully exile yourself and could drop a man from middle/upper class to just above a slave in an instant.
As a 30 y/o Millennial, I can confirm this is the case.
Women can barely handle my 10" dong.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Doorless showers just make a mess and everything ends up wetEnglish
2·3 months agoQuestion on this… Why would you do that? Like 1 medium towel vaguely covers the wet area and its not like your probably sub-one-week stay is going to hurt anything if there is permanent water damage.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Motorola's 2027 flagships will officially support GrapheneOSEnglish
1·3 months agoIs this available for non-canadians? Sincerely An American who pays more then that for less.
Most napkins but especially the ‘posh’ super absorbent make me want to tear my fingernails off.
head n-1 > tmp && echo “line replacement” >> tmp && tail -n+1 >> tml && mv tmp orig
Its the shadow from the railing?
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump Threatens to Defund States That Don’t Make His Election Changes
6·5 months agoIllinois (Not Chicago) is already attempting to perform secession so they can be a new state separate from the rest of Illinois (Chicago). Maybe the rest of Illinois (Chicago) could let Illinois (not Chicago) go as a peace offering while also leaving the union? Possibly join Canada like the other poster offered.
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Political Memes@lemmy.ca•Yeah, what are you doing with the voting machines?
2·5 months agoMost of the boxes at defcon didn’t have protection for that. Then again if memory serves there was only 1 US election box and it was a no longer used model.
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Political Memes@lemmy.ca•Yeah, what are you doing with the voting machines?
3·5 months agoCan confirm. I was there and while I did basically nothing helped one of those ‘kids’ by holding up the top for them. Funnily nearly all of the issues would be fixed by NOT PUTTING USB PORTS ACCESSABLE TO THE PUBLIC ON THEM. One still needs a firmware dump to know what hacks to use but its actually a easily fixable problem for the basic attacks.
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Cybersecurity@sh.itjust.works•Microsoft Warns of Two Actively Exploited Defender VulnerabilitiesEnglish
1·6 months agoI’ve always gone for the ‘Enable bitlocker, unplug it, encase it in a 3ft block of concrete, and drop it down the marina trench’ method.
Like ‘If I meditate hard enough with LSD and have a goat lick my ***hole I can achieve godhood and it won’t matter that my ex cheated on me’ kinda thing.
Have a friend on a ‘healing journey’ and they reading declassified MK ultra docs like its the bible. Bruh.
Curious because as gen z the climate change end of the world has been moving back consistently for me until about covid. My first memories was 2010 then it got pushed to 2012 then 2016, 2018, 2025, 2030, to 2040 and last I heard right before covid it back down to 2035. Could just be I was surrounded by propaganda though.







You uh… Have you checked your water filters?