Keeps the armor from rusting.

The center of balance seems too far forward. I think a more upright posture and larger hind legs would be an improvement.

No dude, steal cars like an adult.

Given how shit cops are at aiming there’s a good chance it’s is an accidental woopsie. The fatal kind of accidental woopsie.

Knowing Wells Fargo her manager is probably complaining she didn’t have the decency to crawl into the dumpster out back before croaking. I bet they’ll bill her estate for the cleanup.

18th Century Cooking by Townsends Delicious looking and occasionally strange recipes from the 1700s colonial America.

Food Wishes Delicious looking modern food made by a chef with a very odd speaking cadence.

I’ma be honest I don’t think this one was written by him.

Combat liberalism is when the lowest bidder gets a few trillion dollars to build fighter jets that can’t fly.

The father lost the ability to nut in a tragic skiing accident. Now he pokes some beans into his pee hole in order to skeet the beans all over his wife’s tiddies at the moment of climax. But why beans, you ask? Easier cleanup.

Mitsubishi Eclipse Convertible

Chinas gonna launch a moom mission just to do a kickflip over the apollo 11 flag on a moon skateboard.

Removed by mod

The US is trying to invent a new Argentina for Genociders to run away to when things go south in the Levant.

It was smoke detectors.

Citations Needed also has an episode about the manufactured conflict between indigenous rights and scientific progress. It mostly centers around the Mauna Kea observatory situation.

Idk my partner thinks I’m a monster for finding Gaston hilarious but they think beast is better looking as a bison dog monster than a human. (Because he is)

That’s the face of a man that looks like he’s considered trying conversion therapy as an adult.

Trying to get through the FedEx phone robot to figure out why a package I ordered ended up at a residence I hadn’t even lived at for two years. I even checked the address I entered into the retailers website. It was the correct current address. But none of that mattered because I couldn’t type in the order number fast enough and the audio recognition wasn’t good enough to speak the number out loud. So I could not get past the robot to a human.

The humans in the animatrix did nothing wrong.