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Simon.

I still have a mp3 collection and a mp3 player. It’s still pretty awesome.

I fucking hate that. I mean, it was no shave November to raise testicular/prostate dancer awareness, but nooooooo! Instead, some jackass decided it would be a better idea to rake away orgasms.

Just the “click and hold” ones that take forever and only work 20% of the time. I need a damn good reason to go there, else I say “fuck it” and move on.

Hell yeah, your child will bring glory to the empire!

Underwear is for sukkas.

Or that Mitch guy…

I hope your kiddo is OK! Hearts and sprinkles.

Damn right.

I arrived early to volunteer at a local high school FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

You misspelled ‘covfefe’

Eviltoast is also pretty rad. It’s where the geeks butter their bytes.

That sounds like a party.

I had about 15 in about an hour’s time. I didn’t buy much candy, so it wiped me out pretty quick. I dunno how many I would have gotten.

Nope, but I was also curious, given the context for this wall of text in particular.

I actually work in the space industry designing/building/testing satellites.

The answer is big fuggin radiators and perpetual night time sun synchronous orbit while the other vaporware/grifters trying to shill orbital power beaming blast your solar arrays with the power of a thousand suns every now and then.

There is math for it, and I have a fuck load of doubts, but people are funding this bullshit.

Garmin watches with Gadgetbridge, and if you’re on GrapheneOS you can even deny it network privileges.

I’d break off the blade then. As an knife, Leatherman isn’t that great. I have a dedicated folding knife that I use just about every day, and I dunno how I’d convince a pig that I needed it, but here we are.