Good. Thanks for letting me know!

How is this not the top fucking comment??

So true.

Such a great show!

It’s all in the wrist.

Jessica Fletcher would figure it out when she dressed up as a drunk to tail her niece. She’d sing a bit of shanty, kiss you on the forehead, and encourage you to be yourself. You were once her student, and she always knew from your writing that you were a kind soul and a wicked plot weaver.

Thanks, shelving guy! That makes sense.

Lesbians ARE mighty fine!

He is clearly engaged in the great ritual dance known as…

The Macarena!!

You just can’t help but be judgmental, can you. Points because you’re right: everyone but you enjoyed thread OP. And maybe you did too, but you chose to basically shit on OP because of the Goth equivalent of “no true Scotsman.” Not seeing anyone laughing with you here, just around you.

I’m sorry, did you say 84 bricks? Could’ve sworn they found 83…

What are you trying to communicate? Have you made the there/their/they’re mistake?

Edit: not thread op

Neither does OP of this thread, and yet you judged him. Hypocrite.

I’ve now tagged you as the Goth Gatekeeper. I’d love to see your credentials.

Exactly what period do you think this writing is attempting to mimic?

Sometimes I give myself the creeps.

Yes, my comment was an oversimplification in light of the topic. The adage is supposed to teach you to get rid of the bad apple to save the barrel.

I mean, I thought so! I’ve been waiting a long time and just thought I might ask around.

This is why we need to make this happen! I can sub mit a few scripts myself to start really establishing the world, but I want to hear what other people have imagined this might be.

Yeah, I think something like 15 would be the perfect “fuck you” amount for something beyond Starbucks and fast food. Enough to make it worth going, but only really enough for an appetizer.

Or be really horrible and just take one of the 50 or 100 ones for a decent restaurant, and just don’t get it activated. He won’t find out until they try to run it, I think.

This might be the most horrible idea I’ve ever had.