FactuallyUnscrupulou [he/him]

My face has drastically improved since getting cut up last weekend. I hope the scars kinda heal up more cuz right now they are pretty purplish looking.

Full throated support from me in your loathing of astrology. Apparently everyone who is a cancer sign is an abomination in the eyes of astrologists and it’s the most annoying bullshit ever. Fuck astrology.

I cannot wait for my Fall camping trip. I’m gonna dedicate some real planning to this one and pack efficiently because I’m starting in Connecticut before going North. If I could see the ocean and a moose in the same week that would be pretty neat.

My Friday consisted of drinking 7 Boilermakers, meeting the most beautiful Brazilian lady and then falling hard on my face. I got some pretty fucked up cuts, but I guess falling in love is just a literal thing nowadays.

He sent Abdul a picture of his house.

Upvote to become Venezuela on steroids

Pacific and Mountain time zones are chock full of morons. To quote Frank Oceans mom, “Sluggish, stupid, lazy and unconcerned”.

Great Lakes residents, it’s time we get together and form a compact before anyone tries any funny business.

Chicago and Sonoran dogs have more sandwich cred than a lobster roll for instance.

Have you ever tried Casey’s gas station breakfast pizza? You’ll need to pry those window slices from my cold dead hands.

Is this like a vampire thing where I have to get invited inside by the participants in the building?

I may be judging too soon, but in my brief time in Boston I’ve noticed the hot people are lacking. What gives?

Non-traditional family bad.

The drug task force raided our home when I was 9 for growing weed. My parents are actually cited in a SCOTUS decision because of what went down. It wasn’t at that moment that I hated the US, but over the years it certainly manifested into what I believe today.

Incredible response time. Many have said this before, but I’m saying it again. We have the best police in the world; even possibly best in the universe.

I officially have a crush on one of the ladies in my community organization. Hexbears please talk me down from the ledge. I’ve already notified volcel police but fear they won’t respond soon enough.

Most chuds I’ve met are losers abusing the system and my brother is no different. He ruined our dad’s construction business as a teenager, dad then paid most of his college tuition, loser brother wanted the whole family to relocate to Arizona because he claimed to have fibromyalgia and would have better school and job options there, luckily his ruining the family business stifled that idea, got his degree right before the recession and got in the biomedical field because Minnesota actually has better opportunities, one of the lucky employed few that bought a foreclosure in the great recession, his partner inherited her families business caring for disabled adults so now they collect checks from the MN Dept of health and complain about folks living off the system.

My chud brother is a giant fan of this pool fella. Poor guy is gonna become even more unhinged and illogical after learning the liberal media is trying to attack his favorite loser

Holy shit this is me to a t and I need to follow your lead. I get close to 10k steps a day if I take my dog on a morning and evening walk, but I really need to start doing some jogging, calisthenics, and dieting. Being a dirtbag playing Nintendo and smoking weed is a good time, but I need to make the same positive changes you have. Good job on the fitness accomplishments!

There is literally nothing more off-putting than someone who follows Peter Drucker’s management advice. Last two companies I was at had SMART goals and the whole thing was bullshit.