Radioactive Butthole

The fathercock

You could wait for the new steam controller if you don’t need it in a hurry.

Add barbed wire to the fence. Not really… unless… Jkjk… But… 😳

The rest of the world has no ability to understand, because they’ve been in the same place for 700 generations.

Meirl

Technically correct is the best kind of correct

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Wait… Fuck!

I am NOT writing a database connector unless you add an additional three months to your projects expectations.

I am NOT writing an LDAP connector.

I am NOT writing code to execute shell processes safely.

And I’m sure as hell not writing an XML parser just so I can say I did it without libraries.

JS devs that import libraries for every stupid thing (lpad comes to mind) are bad programmers, but libraries are useful and have their place.

And if my boss doesn’t want me using those libraries, they need to specify that in advance or there needs to be a company policy to that effect. Otherwise, I’m solving the problem my way since that’s what I’m getting paid to do.

Which sovereign nations have the west invaded recently?

Regulation compliance probably

Its almost like the west tried to be cordial with Russia before Russia decided to be an expansionist imperialistic power…

The layers of oil bind to each other with layers of carbon, which do indeed come from the food you cook.

Bigabyte

Yeah its like converting to centigrade for us.

Jesus christ. Uh, are you OK buddy?

Yes, if. The whole thing hinges on whether or not black holes are actually universes. I feel that we will answer this question, and soon. Reincarnation is just what naturally follows after. But until we can lick black holes, it remains in the territory of the supernatural for now, since its all speculation and conjecture with no supporting evidence.

Yeah fr sometimes I need to sit on a problem for a week or talk with coworkers or other teams before a solution presents itself. Programming isn’t just writing code, that’s practically the last step.

Hell I spend most of my day just reading the old code and the docs just in case I find an opportunity to massively optimize things, and those have been some of my best projects.

If they wanted me to use a specific tool or lack thereof they should have said that. Instead they said “fix this problem” and instead of writing the entire codebase from the ground up I used the tools that were available to me so I could focus on fixing the problem instead of fixing the fix to fix the fix for the fix of the problem.

Supernatural phenomena is possible but not probable.

The only “supernatural” thing I believe in is reincarnation, and that’s just a game of numbers. I believe we’re on the verge of discovering that black holes birth new universes. Then your existence and rebirth just becomes a statistical eventuality. From your POV you would die and then immediately be aware of your next life; since death is a state of non-being, an infinite amount of time could pass between those two moments but you wouldn’t experience any of it. So, it isn’t really even supernatural since I don’t believe anything like karma or whatever mediates the process.

I eat it with the stuffing and some gravy 🤤