And they’ll implement it in their first 420 days in office.

A.k.a. the emu war.

But where are the poor poor cars going to park? Won’t anybody think of the cars?!?

Holy crap. What a darling.

Pathological liar lies some more. More news at ten.

Sad Andromedan noises…

God already gave consent. No need to ask the women.

There’s a transgender Hamas activist in my bathroom!

Go fuck yourself! Is that clear?

Can I have a few billion now too?

Unless of course you print everything and then scan it again, like this guy probably does.

I expected a drone video from the Ukraine war.

It only worked every time it was tried. Nobody could have predicted this!

That Mohammad dude really played the long game.

Mein Vertrauen in die deutsche Polizei kann nichts beschädigen! Was nicht existiert, kann nicht beschädigt werden.

True. The whole operation has CIA written all over it.

But at least they all go straight to imaginary heaven now.

Is the NHS really that bad these days?

My point is that all these things can be controlled in the settings of your PDF printer driver. So it’s not completely straightforward but definitely doable.

Be careful with the leap attack, though. It’ll leave you very vulnerable if you fail or if there are more enemies around.

You’re still wrong. the only place where it could cause quality loss if embedded bitmap images are compressed with lower quality settings (which you can adjust). PDF is a vector format, i.e. a mathematical description of what is to be rendered on screen. It was explicitly designed to be scalable, transmittable and rendered on a wide variety of devices without quality loss.