If this isn’t the kind of stuff you’re asking. You’re doing it wrong.

The Cult of the Torment Nexus knows a scam when it sees one.

How’s your knees feeling OP?

Holy insecurity batman.

The Libertarian Mind everyone. Functional normal people can’t even imagine.

What was the term back during Bush’s war on peace?

“Extraordinary Rendition”

No. That was shipping “criminals” to torture camps and prisons in a third country so the US wouldn’t be blamed for all the torture and illegal imprisonment.

That sounds familiar. Like recently familiar.

Still. Wonder if there’s a name for kidnapping escaped scientists who fled the country and bringing them back. I bet there’s a German word. There’s always a German word. Might be 47 letters and entirely unpronounceable. But it probably exists.

Yessum miss daisy. I be honkin’

Is that not what ChatGPT was made for? Industrial scale misinformation?

They lying. It’s Artefact 9-Kappa-Mu

How long do we think it’ll take for the brain drain to kick into its full economic consequences? 5, 10 years?

When you’re so toxic and radioactive that HEDGE FUNDS don’t want to deal with you.

Good sign for the future. Hard to find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than fkin’ hedge funds.

Can we all please ensure that their AI slop crashes and burns when they start rolling it out?

Apparently mine is The Long Kiss Goodnight.

I love it. My family hates it.

“Don’t print that I was mad” energy from the clown prince.

I have 2 bad knees. One I obliterated when I was a teenager. Ever broke a drumstick from a thigh and had it hang on by a piece or two of ligament? That’s basically what I did to my right knee. I guess I should be happy that it still works at all. The other one is just wear and tear. Nerves are all dead in the right one. So at least it doesn’t hurt. The left one gives me hell tho.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Front page is always full of sponsored crap. You learn to ignore it. Work around it.

Apple 2 gang rise up!

/series of groans and curses as people slowly begin rising to our feet/

If it was accurate the suited hand would be taking money out of the cup and sending a cop to arrest the homeless person. Then in the next panel the homeless person is convicted of some contrived bullshit and forced into a slave labor camp ran by the suited man who stole his money and locked him up.

If you raise a new jackboot have you really succeeded as a parent?