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Icebergs can’t melt steel ships.

Die sind doch nur als Privatpersonen rassistische Arschlöcher, die bei den geheimen Verschwörungstreffen zwar das Eintrittsgeld zahlen, danach aber gar nicht mehr richtig zuhören.

Die AfD hat damit nichts zu tun, die wollen bis zur Machtergreifung nichtmal Genozid ins Parteiprogramm schreiben.

All my buttons were mixed up an the text was right aligned.

Turns out the language was arabic after the update - but everything in the app was still english.

1984 had the two captains and Sting… That’s hard to beat.

Hi dialogues are so cringey. He thought very hard to make everyone say the coolest thing possible.

I had fun once. It was awful.

Make it a Disney World

That’s hot. Me so horny.

Eat a mint after each sip, to show them you care about fresh breath, unlike a day drinker.

Have you looked into gourds? I heard lots of good things about them.

Catalogues. Totally different feeling than online shopping. You could explore them for hours. No need to wait for a good offer, because the price does not change.

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4chan named her cat

I should send my kids to work on a remote location, so that they can watch a VHS after a 14 hour shift? Sounds reasonable.

You know it’s a legit therapy if a dead doctor told you in a seance about it.

Scheiß Sozis

E: wer mich runtergewählt hat, ist eine dusselige Kuh und zu jung um jetzt noch wach zu sein.

It’s time for the butlerian jihad.

Electronic signatures exist. You can legally sign pdf. But it costs money.

Bild, RT, Lemmy