Trump “thinks” he can predict the future by throwing around clout he really doesn’t have. That’s why he says he’s already met with China. He’s brazen enough to think that just because he said it, it’ll become true.

When fry went to a self help group for people who were frozen, there was a caveman lamenting seeing his wife in the British museum. Presumably the caveman is older than Fry.

Then we should reform our immigration policy so we can tax them right? That’s the only carrot on a stick I think they conservatives might take.

D’oh fuck

Every config: get it to a place that works and create a .WORKING backup copy

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Have you mooed today?

You think the laws will be fair? Check out how they’re going to give Trump a 3rd term but keep Obama ineligible.

“When I say I’m going to do something, dammit I’ll do it! No reason to keep asking me every 6 months…”

🙋

Trump is going to need a food taster. If not for poisoning, then for this.

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Trump failed with Mexico and Canada when demanding they change their border policy. They stood up to him and he backed down.

Trump has failed repeatedly with his tariffs. When countries stood up to him, he backed down.

Trump failed to force the ivory-est of ivory towers to abandon DEI. They stood up to him, he’s backing down.

Resistance. Is. Working.

Being autistic, the ignorance yet dominance of the conservative party pisses me off. But RFK Jr targeting autism really puts a fine point on my anger.

He’s willing to ignore science and still try and tell me about my own body and mind.

Pre-register the UniversalMonk account and all his sock puppets.

Not a complete list:

• UniversalMonk
• DonaldJMusk
• Area72
• realcaseyrollins
• barrygoldwater

At the very least this strips them of any notoriety.

Counting things in Japanese is frustrating

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Trump is ok with shootings as long as the right people are being shot.