You’re old as fuck! And you’re old as fuck!

ALL OF US ARE OLD AS FUCK!

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For the full Kirk experience, shake well - after removing the cap.

Headline unclear… Did a joke leak about Charlie Kirk, or did Chappelle joke about Charlie Kirk leaking?

One hippopotamus, coming up!!

cocks artillery

Now impeach Agent Orange, and actually convict and sentence this time please.

We’ve seen Democrats just piss their time in power away plenty of times. Last night’s results are promising, but damn it’s hard to be actually optimistic.

It drives me fucking nuts that so much of the hate directed at trans people is driven by sports. Sports! It’s a FUCKING GAME! It’s like saying people with hair shorter than 2 inches shouldn’t be allowed to play Minecraft. You could even argue that short hair gives them an advantage by not obstructing their eyes or some shit: and even taking that (bullshit) argument at face value IT’S STILL A FUCKING GAME!

Human rights > games

Why is this such a controversial take??

Like, their other boogeyman arguments are just as bullshit, but at least those take the effort to poke at something that sounds important like keeping perverts out of restrooms… I mean, until you fire off the six or so neurons it takes to see past that bullshit veneer and realize it’s another example of ‘the cruelty is the point’ and there’s not some horde of trans people staking out public restrooms to go rape that little school girl from the hate ads… but the folks who are too stupid to question those hate ads, I can at least see that they’re being manipulated by being tricked into thinking they’re helping the girl from the hate ads.

But like… “tRanS pEoPLe cAn tHroW a bAll a litTlE biT fURthEr!!” THAT’S NOT A FUCKIN REASON TO TAKE THEIR RIGHTS AWAY! None of that shit is a fuckin reason to take their rights away. …but god damn, the sports thing is the most knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, neanderthal-fucking, stupid argument I’ve ever heard.

Fuck you, Turek.

That’s honestly a fair question. Like for sure it could be a lifetime of inhibitions suddenly lifted, but dementia is such a deeply rooted disease, I wouldn’t be surprised at all if it came with the possibility of shifting any kind of preference, sexual or otherwise.

…any mental health workers here to chime in?

Cishet public highschool (like 2 decades ago) here… I think mine actually did a pretty good job. Huge focus on consent, addressed multiple strategies of birth control, hetero and homo relationships. Talked about things like hookups and why they’re risky / how to protect yourself.

Especially for being that long ago, mine was a 10/10.

…it probably came down to my individual teacher saying ‘fuck the guidelines, I’m giving these kids a real education.’

“We’ll cross that water when it’s under the bridge.”

That is by far the laziest take on any variation on that saying I’ve heard so far. 10/10, fuckin’ love it. Just a straight up “we’ll do nothing until the problem comes to us”.

Adding this one to the noggin file.

Well… it might prod some of them into finally noticing the “…and domestic” part of their oath, and act on that obligation to defend the Constitution from the ones currently leaving an orange shit stain on it.

I’m here to kick ass and take names, and I’m all out of ass!

*clicks pen*

Names, please…

Light a man a fire and you warm him for a night. Set a man on fire and you warm him for the rest of his life!

Someone who lives on a ship should sink the white house.

*checks ocean temps and pH…*

It’s been done before before - I remember the local news taking fire at Republicans for using this tactic.

Guess the Dems were taking notes this time.

Murican here. We aren’t even our own ally. Any country that considers us an ally is looking through rose-tinted goggles at what we could be, and clinging to that fantasy while ignoring what we are.

We need to get our shit together and actually keep it that way for at least a few decades before I’d expect any measure of trust from the global community.

Until then, yeah I wouldn’t sign any agreements with the US that extend past a presidential administration cuz as soon as a relatively good one leaves, we’re liable to put another hue-shifted Hitler in power.

In the US you can look up people’s voter registration and see which party they’re registered with. Not sure if this is every state or just some, but it’s at least been the case in all the sates I’ve lived in. I’ve never seen one that actually displays your ballot selections though, just the registration status, but that could be a thing if there’s a state that allows it.