The original Matrix trailer was such stylish mystery and intrigue. Media consumption volume of the average person was drastically less than today and its release predated wide broadband availability. IYKYK but that film dropped like an absolute hype bomb and deserved all the love & success it received.

People will come to work and say “oh sorry, I can’t read that since I’m not wearing my glasses” and I’m like “why would you go anywhere without glasses if you need glasses?” I just don’t understand it.

I actively think the devs blew it anytime I look behind a waterfall and it’s just more rocks.

Forced Retirement

I literally slapped myself in the face like in the movies. Then I pulled over for a 30 min nap when I got to a rest stop.

Worst Kendall Roy vibes only

I have heard this my entire life and now that I recently have kids and a home, I find it to be an insane take. If anything, the greater my knowledge of the world becomes the MORE liberal I am. I’m significantly more aware of rigged systems and injustice as I age.

People who use exfoliating gloves and wash clothes are fine and all but it’s not like the majority of the world works in high viscosity grease factories. I roll bare-handed and never stink or feel dirty during a typical day.

Who among us has never drawn a cock w/balls in the sand?

I’m a real estate office drone who loves guitar and video games. Took a programming 101 class and absolutely hated it. Fuck Spez!