"Kiff! I told you to use your sexy voice when discussing life support so I’ll pay attention!

“Now, inform the men that short shorts are mandatory.”

REAL AMERICAN KIDS SHOULD ONLY EAT REAL AMERICAN MEAT

Rule? No homo? That’s what she said?

What’re we doing these days?

“a million dollars”

I still haven’t gotten it.

The Binding of Isaac: Psycho-Pass

https://xkcd.com/26/

The charging port is very pervious to dust and small particles.

…they shouldn’t get into the phone innards, but shove a USBC in there with them and they can definitely ruin the charging port.

Can’t see your comment.

Every time this asshole is in the news it makes me wish I’d picked University of Florida instead of Auburn University.

Fuck you ex-coach.

It sounds so very nasal… Like I am deliberately routing all voice data through 3 sinuses.

Honestly you should be moving to Cat6 hurricanes and deprecating your Cat5e, since 2.5 gigabit Ethernet wind speed is becoming a consumer-grade thing.

The letters printed on the keys actually don’t matter.

When you install an OS or set up your user, there’s always a step asking you your language, right? Part of that is what the OS will interpret the keyboard key codes as.

For example, I pick US English as my language and then also say that I want “Dvorak” as my keyboard layout instead of the normal “Qwerty”.

After that, my laptop keyboard (which is the standard Qwerty everyone in the US gets with their Dell laptop) will be interpreted by the OS as actually being Dvorak layout instead, so typing the keys labeled “asdf” makes “aoeu” show up.

Software keyboard layout vs hardware keyboard layout.

NATO needs to research blue flame, stagger a line of siege tanks, and maybe pump out some liberators.

You mean 1 copy and 46 links.

Flatpak isn’t a disk hog and this urban legend is dumb.

All those walls and furnitures will miss you ricocheting off them.

No?

In ISO 8601:2004 it was permitted to omit the “T” character by mutual agreement as in “200704051430”, but this provision was removed in ISO 8601-1:2019. Separating date and time parts with other characters such as space is not allowed in ISO 8601, but allowed in its profile RFC 3339.

Doom is EVIL! https://github.com/emacs-evil/evil

Well, Doom has Evil, evil collection, etc enabled by default. But that’s less quippy.

…All you can eat krill?

RIP my hero… Maybe now you’ll get your chance to introduce Kissinger’s afterlife to your knuckles.

Well then cough up your public data:

1. full legal name
2. birth dates
3. gender
4. government id numbers
5. addresses
6. and so forth

I think this meme is older than COVID, so it might’ve been slightly profitable back when it was first photoshopped?