The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 6 months agoRunning out of that brain juice for the daylemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square65linkfedilinkarrow-up1617arrow-down14
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minus-squareLasherz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·6 months ago“Sorry, I haven’t had my coffee yet.”
minus-squareGooberEar@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·edit-26 months agoIn the morning, it’s “I’m not fully caffeinated, yet”. In the hour(s) leading up to lunch, it’s “My blood sugar must be getting low.” In the hour(s) after lunch, it’s “I’ve had lunch and now I feel like I need a nap.” In the hour(s) before clocking out for the day, it’s “It’s been a long day and my eyes / brain need a rest.” This is basically science. I just need to apply for some funding.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·6 months agoTo be fair, 4 PM was usually the time for a coffee break back when I worked in an office.
minus-squareMehBlah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·6 months ago “Sorry, I haven’t had my coffee cocaine yet.”
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·6 months ago “Sorry, you don’t pay me enough for coffee cocaine yet.”
“Sorry, I haven’t had my coffee yet.”
It’s 4 PM, Ron.
In the morning, it’s “I’m not fully caffeinated, yet”.
In the hour(s) leading up to lunch, it’s “My blood sugar must be getting low.”
In the hour(s) after lunch, it’s “I’ve had lunch and now I feel like I need a nap.”
In the hour(s) before clocking out for the day, it’s “It’s been a long day and my eyes / brain need a rest.”
This is basically science. I just need to apply for some funding.
To be fair, 4 PM was usually the time for a coffee break back when I worked in an office.