In theaters December 15th 2023

  • pikmeir@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    So you’ve got a new movie for me?

    Yes sir, I do. But I thought this time we’d do an old movie instead of a new movie because old movies usually make more money.

    Oh, remaking old movies for money is tight. It’s also literally the only thing we do here.

    That’s right. So I think we should really go back this time and pull out something the audience wants to see. Something with tons of nostalgia for adults, but also something the younger audience will care a lot about.

    I don’t think we have the money to remake Star Wars again so soon.

    Nah, I thought we’d just do another Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

    What?