InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-21 day ago[Not the Onion] an Ivy League graduate vs a son of small-town Iowahexbear.netexternal-linkmessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1140arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1140arrow-down1external-link[Not the Onion] an Ivy League graduate vs a son of small-town Iowahexbear.netInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-21 day agomessage-square31fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaretactical_trans_karen [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·23 hours ago a son of small-town Iowa who ascended Totally not a religious cult, this capitalism thing.
minus-squareNephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·23 hours agoOh he’s ascended now lmao
minus-squarenohaybanda [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·23 hours agoMore of a descent, honestly. Or vertical readjustment if you wanna be fancy with it.
minus-squaretactical_trans_karen [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·23 hours ago
minus-squareOnlineBrainworms [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·21 hours agoEveryone can ascend if you just work hard enough. Everyone can be a millionaire CEO. Capitalism totally doesn’t rely on a mass of low paid workers to actually produce things and do work. We can all be CEOs!
minus-squareHohsia [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·20 hours agoJust need to start a company thanks to your daddy’s money! Simple!
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Totally not a religious cult, this capitalism thing.
Oh he’s ascended now lmao
More of a descent, honestly. Or vertical readjustment if you wanna be fancy with it.
Everyone can ascend if you just work hard enough. Everyone can be a millionaire CEO. Capitalism totally doesn’t rely on a mass of low paid workers to actually produce things and do work. We can all be CEOs!
Just need to start a company thanks to your daddy’s money! Simple!