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minus-squareanarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up153arrow-down1·edit-25 months agoI’m an alpha male: barely able to keep myself running and likely to completely break down if I encounter something I’m not prepared to deal with.
minus-squareMajorHavoc@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up64arrow-down1·5 months agoI’m a Google Beta. I am effectively immortal, but I will probably someday disappear without notice.
minus-squareIf_Its_Kitsch_I_Sits@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·5 months agoDon’t worry, your features “will be incorporated in future releases of our latest chat client and our Gmail.”
minus-squareTexasDrunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·5 months agoI was stable release several years ago. Now I have security issues but some folks still think I’m awesome.
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·5 months agoJust try not to leave the few remaining people who depend on you, up shit creek. Get a will.
minus-squareRobust Mirror@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·5 months agoThey’ll leave a promise that other people will fill the roles they used to without any current plan to do so.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·5 months agoAnd not suitable for public release, obviously
minus-squareBarqsHasBite@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoLimited release to the world.
I’m an alpha male: barely able to keep myself running and likely to completely break down if I encounter something I’m not prepared to deal with.
I’m a Google Beta.
I am effectively immortal, but I will probably someday disappear without notice.
Don’t worry, your features “will be incorporated in future releases of our latest chat client and our Gmail.”
I was stable release several years ago. Now I have security issues but some folks still think I’m awesome.
Just try not to leave the few remaining people who depend on you, up shit creek. Get a will.
They’ll leave a promise that other people will fill the roles they used to without any current plan to do so.
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Damn, too early of a release eh?
And not suitable for public release, obviously
I also have a memory leak.
Limited release to the world.