Ah yes, dying horribly in a never ending fascist war machine is so much preferable to orgies!

  • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    2 days ago

    Me, as an imperial guard conscript: this sucks ass, dying out here to soak up bullets for those big metal assholes

    Me, as a Gue’vesa auxiliary: wow, this rocks. I get to break enemy lines for funny robot guy over-your-head