I’ll go first:
- Libs will suddenly discover that there’s concentration camps in Gaza. This will lead to one protest with cheeky signs.
- Someone assassinates a prominent politician (not Trump)
- McDonalds’ releases a new burger, which Trump tweets about.
- John Bolton releases a new book.
- Trump inflames tensions with Indonesia or Mauritania, suddenly everyone is a geopolitical expert
- Trump pledges to give more weapons to Ukraine after meeting Zelensky. Stops all support after meeting Putin, pretends not to have made the previous pledge.
- Trump will do a minor goof which libs will bring up for the next four years. His supporters will carry around comfort blankets to show support
The other day I “joked” with my friend that this will be how Donald implements his “no tax on overtime” campaign promise. He’ll just get rid of overtime protections entirely. Can’t tax something that nobody has.
Getting rid of overtime protections with an exception leaving them in place only for cops