I’ll go first:
- Libs will suddenly discover that there’s concentration camps in Gaza. This will lead to one protest with cheeky signs.
- Someone assassinates a prominent politician (not Trump)
- McDonalds’ releases a new burger, which Trump tweets about.
- John Bolton releases a new book.
- Trump inflames tensions with Indonesia or Mauritania, suddenly everyone is a geopolitical expert
- Trump pledges to give more weapons to Ukraine after meeting Zelensky. Stops all support after meeting Putin, pretends not to have made the previous pledge.
- Trump will do a minor goof which libs will bring up for the next four years. His supporters will carry around comfort blankets to show support
Cybertruck at the White House
Elon reprises his “let that sink in” bit
Photoshoot of Elon in the oval office. Possibly doing the X
X goes bankrupt.
Government buys it and hands it back to Elon for like 50 billion dollars
Begins to make steps to make an x account a form of USA ID
America does the actual social credit scores they accuse china of
Maybe the US can just sell social security administration to musk, he’s a young techno whiz kid