• Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      14
      ·
      11 days ago

      We surveyed the Adeptus Astra Telepathica and every seer came back with the same answer: landslide victory for the Emperor of Mankind!

      Praise be the God Emperor!

    • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      11 days ago

      Of course you have to vote for the God Emperor! Sure he’s genociding everyone who isn’t human (and quite a few people that are but shush) but if you don’t vote for him then Horus will win! And Horus is going to be so much worse, he’ll implement project 025.M42 and abolish the planetary governors! The God Emperor can win if you vote for him!

      (I may have mixed my 40k and 30k for the bit, shhh)