I mentioned that I voted, and they naturally asked me who I voted for. I said, “De la Cruz. Third party.”
“Sorry, I didn’t quite catch that?”, one of them said, and the whole group looked at me a bit puzzled — so I reiterated, “De la Cruz, a third-party candidate.”
“…Wait, there’s a *THIRD* party?”
Yeah there’s broad agreement that was you. So if everybody but you says you’re a smug asshole, consider the possibility that you’re not infallible and you are in fact a smug asshole who doesn’t know what they are talking about