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  • JaymesRS@literature.cafe
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    3 days ago

    Sure, but at some point you need to acknowledge that though you can lead a horse to water, you can’t stick their hoof in the barrel of a gun to stop a bullet.

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        3 days ago

        Unlike a person, a horse’s hoof will totally only fit in an elephant gun or a howizer, everyone knows that the elephant gun bullets only stop if the elephant puts their trunk in the barrel and the horse would need to be on a ladder for the howitzer. Horses can’t climb ladders, silly.

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          It’s called an elephant gun because it’s for shooting elephants. Not because it’s the size of an elephant. There is no way a horses hoof or an elephants trunk will fit in the barrel of a gun thats less than an inch a single freedom unit in diameter.

          But you know what will? A finger. You’re just going to want to shove it in their really good because those cartridges pack a punch.

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            2 days ago

            No, the trunk will stop it.

            Also, everyone knows elephants can’t shoot, so why would they need a gun. 🤔