Again, conservatives describing capitalism and calling it communism.
I love David Dees’ art. the combination of technical talent and full-throttle-shit-the-bed-and-roll-around-in-it crazy is transfixing.
what if literally every conspiracy ever uttered was completely true and happening right now? only the most powerful mind can process that thought, but it takes a truely powerful wizard to communicate that vision.
This guy fell out of the Deus Ex universe and landed in ours.
Bro thought he lived in Night Vale
Damn, I wish the government actually prioritized public health
Lol, government support, in my USA? Not likely.
I would simply shop at the other walmart
Save some comedy for the rest of us! 😂
this is just a regular walmart after the road system finally collapses
This is the same artist who did the one with obama resurrecting marx, right?
Yes, but that’s really underselling David Dees. Went from being a Sesame Street illustrator to making the most batshit edits I have ever seen. The Obama resurrecting Marx one is one of the tamer ones
“Honey, I told to buy an oven and fridge without the energy star stickers!”
:what-the-hell:
The lone surveillance camera in this weird kitchen is what gets me :data-laughing:
How about 5 different cameras in the same place
¡¡¡MORE CAMERAS!!!
IF THE DUDE IS NOT A SKIBIDI TOILET CAMERA MAN THAN HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO ENJOY THIS???
Hang on, lemmygraders can use our emotes now? We’re more than happy to share of course
Last I heard they don’t have the auto-complete thing like we do, but they can paste the whole image link that looks like ! [data-laughing](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/b6671e8e-7f34-45d6-82d3-509fe8a4d683.png “emoji data-laughing”
As soon as you federated I could do that! But there is a catch, the method I coined as “cross site emoji posting” works by writing in emojis as text between colons, which then Hexbear converts it into emojis for Hexbaristas to view. And only Hexbaristas XD
So my emojis are only visible to you, and others have to use their imagination. Including me. Most emojis I use I remember the names of by heart, other times I check their names in the ALL EMOJIS post on c/emoji.
Here’s the first post I used this method in: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/1187237
As you can see I posted text, but on Hexbear it’s an emoji.
I’m also the person who submitted :rotato-chip:, :garf-chan:, :blu-team: and :red-team: to the site.
As you can see I have extreme power many wish they could wield even as Hexbaristas. And I’m a dirty sectarian tankie from a different website :sicko-power:
Chuds are so good at being melodramatic wtf
Dude, I love these edits, they really capture the breathless Nancy Grace horror of conservatism. Isn’t this the same guy that made the edit of Jewish police vaccinating a kid at a roadside checkpoint?
Yup that’s the one. He’s also behind this masterpiece:
God if it only were true :sadness:
Conservatives stop making commies look badass challenge
There’s something about Dee’s you don’t typically see from conservatives, and that’s some semblance of principles. Dees isn’t a dishonest man, people who worked with him when he was younger say they believe he had untreated psychosis. For all his weird bigotry, he was protesting with Black Lives Matter because he was actually consistent with his anti-state beliefs. He was anti-vax, but the last comic he made before dying was about how the push to reopen after COVID was going to kill millions for a few bucks.
I’m not defending his politics whatsoever, his comics are anti-semitic and ever form of bigoted under the sun. But there’s a sincerity within it that makes it say more than it’s trying to. Dees communicates the absurd fear of American conservatives concisely
If this were a commentary on the way stores have been turning themselves into prisons that would be great. Too bad it’s just some dumbass conspiracy shit.
I would like to hear about how stores are turning themselves into prison. This is a new take for me
Well to be fair I don’t truly know how widespread a phenomenon it is. But where I live, and surrounding cities, stores have been upping security a lot in the last year. Where before you could simply walk in and out, now there’s fencing/corraling at entrances and checkouts, Security guards at entrances, big obvious cameras on self checkout that rub it in your face by showing you on screen your recording. At first it was just Walmart, but slowly other places like grocery stores and such have adopted it. They treat us like dangerous criminals just to prevent a little loss. Meanwhile they continually inflate prices and rake in record profits. No wonder shoplifting is up.
DDees nuts
Kind of weird there’s no black people getting forced into FEMAWal-Mart
I wish it were that easy to get vaccinated.
It sure would suck if capitalism were like this anywhere in the world. I’m glad only communism is like this.
I’d shop there