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minus-squareDavel23@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up79arrow-down2·7 days agoOh yeah, well I can see your mom. 2.3 million light years away. Because she’s fat.
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 days agoShe’s so fat that we’re worried her and the sun will form a binary star system.
minus-squareDavel23@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up51·7 days agoShe’s so fat that I’m genuinely concerned for her health.
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up15·edit-27 days agoShes so fat im concerned for the higgs fields’ health
minus-squareddh@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·7 days agoShe’s so fat I can see what’s behind her
minus-squarethanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 days agoShe’s so fat that observers are really mostly seeing what she used to look like.
minus-squareKazumara@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-27 days agoI suppose we can calculate a minimum, if we look up the smallest angle of resolution for human eyes, and approximate her as spherical.
minus-squareCyclist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·7 days agoYou can’t see my mom, she’s dead.
minus-squareCrashumbc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·7 days agoOf course she’s dead, she’s in space…
minus-squareDavel23@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up22·7 days agoShe’s 2.3 million light years away. We’re seeing her in the past.
Oh yeah, well I can see your mom. 2.3 million light years away. Because she’s fat.
Fuckin’ got them! Nice.
How fat is she?
She’s so fat that we’re worried her and the sun will form a binary star system.
She’s so fat that I’m genuinely concerned for her health.
Shes so fat im concerned for the higgs fields’ health
She’s so fat I can see what’s behind her
She’s so fat that observers are really mostly seeing what she used to look like.
💖
Just fat enough 😋
I suppose we can calculate a minimum, if we look up the smallest angle of resolution for human eyes, and approximate her as spherical.
Pretty fat yo
Well, fat at least
You can’t see my mom, she’s dead.
Of course she’s dead, she’s in space…
She’s 2.3 million light years away. We’re seeing her in the past.