• witty_username@feddit.nl
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    40 minutes ago

    No Mitch Hedberg yet?

    “I was gonna stay overnight at my friend’s house, he said: ‘you’re going to have to sleep on the floor’. Damn gravity. Got me again!”

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    6 hours ago

    I liked sleeping on the ceiling as a kid, but since gravity wasn’t having it, I had to settle for tall furniture instead.

    • pancakes@sh.itjust.works
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      You know, you don’t have to obey the laws of gravity. I mean who’s going to stop you, the police?