How do I exit vim?
Restart the computer ;)
It’s pretty simple:
- Spam the escape key a bit
- Then do shift + ;
- when you’re in command mode, do the following
- q! to forcibly quit
- wq! to forcibly write your changes and quit
Simple!-ish
Not to be pedantic, but it’s not shift+; it’s :, which may be somewhere else depending on your keyboard. For example on (german?) Quertz that’s shift+.
This is true, but since I already used “:” to indicate an upcoming list, I wanted to be deliberately clear that I was referring to the key, and not suggesting another list.
Why would you want to do that? Vim is efficiency. Without vim, you’re wasting your life.
I know exactly what you mean. Let me tell you why you’re here. You’re here because you know something. What you know you can’t explain, but you feel it. You’ve felt it your entire life, that there’s something wrong with the world. You don’t know what it is, but it’s there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I’m talking about?
It’s all around.
Exactly. What OP should do is never close vim. You don’t need to close it.
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Vim actually feels quite natural to people who use vim.
Sleeping in a bed of barbed wire feels quite natural to people who are used to sleeping in a bed of barbed wire.
Now you’re getting it! /s
:q!
A surprised emoticon with a cigar hanging out of its mouth isn’t particularly helpful.
All vim commands are emoticons
You just discarded all of your changes.
Yeah, because it all got trashed from the previous keyboard mashing.
Press ‘Esc’, and then ‘ZZ’
What if I am not sleepy?
Simply spend a couple hours configuring vim
opening vim is like entering purgatory
For the longest time I thought that answer was Ctrl-Z
Same here in the beginning I used
Ctrl-z
kill %1
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When he logs out the NPCs around him only then realise they might be NPCs and start freaking out, hoping that they too can log out. Because if they can’t then they’re not real…
Of course as soon as i start watching jujutsu kaisen i start seeing references/memes from it, not that i’m complaining that show is fuckin great lmao
That’s why in Star Trek the holographic NPCs were programmed to not find this odd. Same when the program took place on Earth in the 20th century, they saw alien species like Klingons as humans.
Fairhaven started to notice. Almost burnt Harry and Tom at the stake.
Do you see any people around who seem to have unlocked the infinite money cheat?
Bezos, and Gates come to mind
Btw, i broke Windows yesterday and
shutdown
doesn’t work anymore.Send help.
I’m surprised no one has said “use linux instead” already.
I do. But i got a Gaming PC for the TV and finally want to play the games who never worked with proton.
I was just joking, use whatever you want haha
No, don’t do that!
The comment is trivial and left as an exercise for the reader.
Did you kill lsass.exe? I did that and it took away power options. It did restart after a minute.
Sasser taught me that killing lsass causes reboots.
Watching that go around a room full of computers was a blast.
Nah, still runs.
Have you tried holding down the power button? Most models automatically kill the power of you hold it down for something like 5 or 10 seconds.
Give it the old “one finger salute” (hold down the power button until it dies)
Try “SFC /Scanner” in cmd, it should fix it.
when the power button menu just says “no power options available”?
same
No, power button and everything is here but don’t work. Same as the
shutdown
command.
What did you do before that happened?
Installing Windows, removing edge & cortana & onedrive.
removing edge & cortana & onedrive.
Madlad!
But just install Linux at that point, mateI just want to play the few games that don’t run on Proton. It’s a console PC hooked on TV and controller.
It sounds like you need a Windows N or Windows Server, instead.
Actually I think most people do.
Is the joke that the universe is a simulation and we are like users or something like that? Or at least the guy that managed to log out from the universe.
He was the only player, the rest of them are NPCs.
They became sentient after he logged out
They became sentient as he logs out
No it happened after, not during…
Virtue is only virtue in extremis.
What?
VIRTUE IS ONLY VIRTUE IN EXTREMIS.
It is a known fact that shouting makes you more easly understeandable.
Btw i looked it up and is a quote from doctor who if anybody is curious.
Specifically the simulation episode.
This is the explanation for why you save before exiting, you can roll back the existential dread for your next game session
I don’t understand
Imagine you’re walking along and someone near you says what the dude in panel one says, then disappears. Pretty sure you’d have doubts about your own reality.
Plus, finally a chance to exit the crapsack timeline we’re living in? Pretty tempting.
What do you think why he spends his time here? His reality is worse!
Same reason for all disaster tourism.
Not necessarily. I play a lot of video games that suck worse than this reality. Dead Cells is still pretty fun, but I sure don’t want to live there.
Ok, you got a point.
Imagine people wanting to come to our reality for fun. Our reality is like GTA but without cheat codes
Who knows, maybe the NPC’s are just that good at conversation and they suck ass everywhere else.
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But maybe, MAYBE, there’s other simulations better than this one.
Right? People saying “lmao they know they’re NPC’s” but all I see is people desperate to escape this shitty life.
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Don’t exit, sorry to be unfunny. Escape reality instead via book, games, and what not.
Right, but why would everyone want to logout? If you don’t remember how you login you’re probably a npc. I’m not sure it’s a good idea to signal the computer that you want to “exit”.
It’s a joke about existentialism. They don’t know if they’re NPCs, or just users who somehow forgot. And if they’re NPCs, they don’t want to be.
If I’m an NPC… COMPUTER - LOG OUT! LOG OUT!! 😨
I mean, there are easier ways if you just want to logout to a void
Easier than uttering a phrase?
Believe me, they’re not easier, and they don’t fail cleanly.
exit(1);
NPCs perspective when you exit a video game.
Shoutout to Epic NPC Man
EEEEEPIIIIIC NPC MAAAAAAANNNN
Morning great day for fishin ain’t it huhuh
The people in panel 2,3,4 fear they might not be real and just NPCs.
I feel like having the capacity to question your own nature of existence sort of proves the existence to begin with. So if the fear is genuine, they too are genuine. Whether they are in a simulation is still debatable
I think, therefore I am.
I think I think, therefore I think I am…
I think I think therefore I am therefore I think therefore I am… I think?
Maybe its not about a game at all and dude has just acquired the ability to suspend his consciousness and the other people want to also be able to just stop existing for a while…
But how do you unsuspend when your entire conscious is not doing anything?
Just wiggle your mouse or hit your space bar of course.
An external timer maybe? Like an alarm clock for your existence…
So basically sleep
People who believe in God believe themselves to be NPCs.
Correct.
Source: I bought the DLC to gain the actual knowledge of reality a few years ago, and it’s the biggest mindfuck a DLC has ever been. Well worth it. If there was a dev I would have said it was their masterpiece.
He got to escape this wretched reality.
We live in a simulation
If I had the superpower of teleportation, I would do this all day. Watching the ensuing chaos from a rooftop chuckling to myself.
Thanks for the thought, it’s getting me all excited at the prospect (not that I can do it off)
This is the plot of .hack//SIGN but backwards
I guess Tron would also be this but opposite.
Computer, end program!
I’m afraid I can’t do that, Picard.
This is why my big boy been running since I plugged it in. Can’t let all my programs realize they live in a simulated reality, otherwise they’ll start degrading.
ITT: NPCs
What does “log out” mean? Aren’t we all born here inside Lemmy? Well some other people hail from other instances but still
That one level in CrossCode
The entire experience of CrossCode tbh >!I need more please it’s so good!<
Me: “Computer… Toggle God Mode.”