Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square187fedilinkarrow-up1826arrow-down112
arrow-up1814arrow-down1imageI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square187fedilink
minus-squarefrickineh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up59·1 month agoIt’s almost 9pm where I am and there’s no sign of it. Jesus better hurry his ass up if he wants to be on time.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down2·1 month agoMaybe everyone around you is a filthy sinner.
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·1 month agoMaybe that’s been the joke for centuries. The rapture happened but nobody made the cut. Seems consistent with the Bible.
minus-squareNo_Money_Just_Change@feddit.orglinkfedilinkDeutscharrow-up9·1 month agoWe are living in the apocalypse, but nobody told us
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoIn hindsight, there may have been signs…
minus-squarebizarroland@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month agoMaybe they’re the filthy sinner and got left behind
minus-squarefrickineh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoOh if the rapture people’s idea of god is the right one, I’m definitely not getting into heaven. But that’s ok, heaven would be full of people I’d never want to hang out with anyway.
minus-squareFarid@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoIt’s happening on the 9th of 18th month, we’ve still got some time.
It’s almost 9pm where I am and there’s no sign of it. Jesus better hurry his ass up if he wants to be on time.
Maybe everyone around you is a filthy sinner.
Maybe that’s been the joke for centuries. The rapture happened but nobody made the cut. Seems consistent with the Bible.
We are living in the apocalypse, but nobody told us
In hindsight, there may have been signs…
Maybe they’re the filthy sinner and got left behind
Oh if the rapture people’s idea of god is the right one, I’m definitely not getting into heaven. But that’s ok, heaven would be full of people I’d never want to hang out with anyway.
19th here, I think I got left behind.
It’s happening on the 9th of 18th month, we’ve still got some time.