0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agoIt's funny when you tell them these things when they grow upsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1462arrow-down14
arrow-up1458arrow-down1imageIt's funny when you tell them these things when they grow upsh.itjust.works0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squareThe Pantser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up86arrow-down3·2 days agoDone this trick at restaurants. Kids under 3 eat free. My daughter was 3 until she was 7. She was small for her age.
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up56·2 days agoI’ve got the opposite problem. My son has always been tall. He’s 11 and he’s 5’8". People have been looking at us sideways for years. I even have a shirt that says DAD est: 2013 that I wear it when we go to amusement parks.
minus-squareRozz@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 days agoYeah same. All my kids are tall. I would be getting a lot more free meals and more, if they were short.
minus-squareImgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·2 days agoFeed your next one coffee or ritilin at an early age. Helps stunt growth and saves you money.
minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·edit-22 days agoMight break even with the cost of ritilin these days
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoSame. My oldest was taller than most 6yos when they were 4, and even today they’re taller than most 12yos and they’re 10… My second child is normal size, so if they’re together I can sometimes get away with sneaking them under the age limit.
Done this trick at restaurants. Kids under 3 eat free. My daughter was 3 until she was 7. She was small for her age.
I’ve got the opposite problem. My son has always been tall. He’s 11 and he’s 5’8". People have been looking at us sideways for years. I even have a shirt that says
DAD
est: 2013
that I wear it when we go to amusement parks.
Yeah same. All my kids are tall. I would be getting a lot more free meals and more, if they were short.
Feed your next one coffee or ritilin at an early age. Helps stunt growth and saves you money.
Might break even with the cost of ritilin these days
Same. My oldest was taller than most 6yos when they were 4, and even today they’re taller than most 12yos and they’re 10…
My second child is normal size, so if they’re together I can sometimes get away with sneaking them under the age limit.