White man, good.

Driving a car, no public transportation, good.

Space, like our lord and saviour Jesus Musk, good.

Wait…! Pinball? This is a pinball game? The game that gets youths congregating down the arcade? With their ludicrous modern ‘fashion’ and ‘music’, drinking cherry cola and fraternising with the opposite sex without a chaperone! Probably no good beatniks too I should wager! WOKE.