“Driving is FREEDOM so you better start making payments on that car, insurance, gas, and maintenance, all using a credit card that’s financed with a chain of additional credit cards. FREEDOM!”*Losing my mind in start-and-stop traffic voice: “I feel so freaking FREE!!!”
Driving is the freest transportation method! You’re identified by a plate 100% of the time!!
Only way I’ll enjoy driving is if I’m strapped down clockwork orange style, stoned, wearing a gasmask with a bottle of jungle juice in it, wearing headphones, listening to a suggestive voice urging me to accelerate while the screen is cutting between several driving scenarios fast enough to blind and or cause seizures while droning industrial plays just low enough to hear the soothing voice continue to suggest I press harder on the pedal to go faster, and to delve deeper into the unknown with the new Range Finder child mangler 42069.
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More torque = more FUN
[smashes into a wall at 80mph drunk off applebee’s mixers and percocets]
Driving for fun rules.
Driving because you have to is one of the worst things imaginable.
Freedom is being saddled to bank and oil corporations!!! As a treat!!!
GM and Ford
Is the little treat waiting for repairs?
GM and Ford
When you’re in a lemon contest and your competitors are Ford… and Tesla
The only driving thats acceptable is rally driving. All other forms of driving are bad.
The thought of driving at speed dangerously close to a steep drop is much more appealing than commuting anywhere by car
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Driving can be fun but cycling in a big city is also fun and there’s not enough opportunities to do that safely.
Man, using the municipal electric bikesharing while tipsy at night in Madrid, zooming through the empty streets at 30km/h (limited bikes), is the best thing of going out at night
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