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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money

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Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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NEW YORK—Saying the choice was entirely in your hands, a report released Monday found that you could quit your job right now and just play PlayStation 5 until you run out of money. “At this very moment, you could walk out the front door of your office and go home to spend month after month playing God Of War: Ragnarok …
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    I’ve made it 9 months since I quit.

    Lotta chicken and rice but I thought I’d take my retirement before I die in the food wars

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      Bruh, I aim to the water wars. That’s starting next year, I believe.

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      Hmm that’s an interesting chicken or egg problem. Which will come first, the food wars or the water wars?

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        There are ways to purify your own water, as long as the contaminants aren’t from something like nuclear, biological or chemical warfare. Subsistence farming is a LOT harder.

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          Especially with increasing effects of climate change. Unexpected droughts, floods, etc can decimate a subsistence farm very quickly

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      Are you my roomate?

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