I’m a former English teacher. You don’t need to be an English teacher, however, to know THE ILIAD AND THE ODYSSEY ARE TWO DISTINCTLY SEPARATE STORIES.

This lying fuck did a wikipedia search of “the classics” and wants smart people points for name-dropping THE WRONG FUCKING NAME.

He hasn’t read either. At best he’s seen a bunch of bleached Hellenistic statue avatars on the internet and nodded along to their RETVRN prattling. biggus-dickus

Ever meet that annoying kid in grade school that said “I am very smart. I know that E Equals Em Cee Squared!” young-sheldon Fifty years later, one of those became my-hero

  • sweatersocialist [comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
    37·
    3 months ago

    lmao he’s trying to act like his brain is so big that he needs to take the information in faster. he’s like those kids in 3rd grade that swear they can read a whole book in 1 minute and then they open it up and pretend to speed read it just going “ABABABABABAUDDDBABABUBDBAUBUDBAUBBDBABDBUA”

    • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net
      OPEnglish
      27·
      3 months ago

      lmao he’s trying to act like his brain is so big that he needs to take the information in faster. he’s like those kids in 3rd grade that swear they can read a whole book in 1 minute and then they open it up and pretend to speed read it just going “ABABABABABAUDDDBABABUBDBAUBUDBAUBBDBABDBUA”