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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 months ago

Ukrainian Biolab Catgirls have infiltrated Sudzha, Russia

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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 months ago
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    I am not immune to propaganda

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    All those CoD skins are realistic after all! There’s probably a soldier out there in full furry gear.

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      Everything except the headgear probably yeah. Cant imagine you would survive long with no spatial hearing and peripheral vision.

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        Jokes on you, they’re going to be looking for army guys.

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        Well, why would anyone shoot at a dog face? They are only dangerous to close. They don’t shoot back.

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          You seem to be unfamiliar with law enforcement

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      It’s a self fulfilling prophecy

      • M0oP0o@mander.xyz
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        "Fur"filling.

      • Comment105@lemm.ee
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        Life imitates art.

        Art paints soldiers in latex pants and neon bras wielding anime Gucci guns.

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      I just had a flashback to the bunny/cop in the movie Free Guy.

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    I’ll be in my bunk

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      I’ll be in my bunker.

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        I’ll be in my bunkest.

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          Username relevant

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            wwww fr no cap

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    Y’all are disgusting. Super gross thirsting over a non-aerial woman. She doesn’t even have AMRAAMs.

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      You don’t know that! She might have amraams at home! Don’t judge me.

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        Her AMRAAM could easily be hidden by that outfit

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      I don’t know what AMRAAMs are but I’ll bet it’s for nerds like you!

      Edit: /s Really guys? The /s was necessary?

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        Advanced medium range air to air missiles.

        Dude, it’s right there in the acronym

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        Take my upvote, nerrrd!!

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        https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=AMRAAM

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      She’s about to get one.

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      Dafuq is amraams? That some kind of trigger discipline? Cause she has that!

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        https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=AMRAAM

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    Good trigger discipline.

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      She triggered me.

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        I got the discipline…

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        Well she fingered me.

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    Little did he know that he would see Ukrainian, biolab and catgirl in the same sentence today.

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    Infiltrate me next please

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    This is very effective recruiting where do I sign up?

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    I blame Bush II for America falling behind in this department.

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    It’s only fair that Ukraine gets the cat girls if Russia gets the gimp.

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    Ukrainians are tough. Ukrainian women? Even tougher.

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    She is beautiful

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    Cataclysm: dark days ahead is leaking xd

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      smashable you say?

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      flat lol

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    This is an appropriate moment to use:

    What the actual fuck

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    I can fix her

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      What’s there to fix?

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      I want her to fix me

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      But she is already perfect

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      She won’t be able to fix you

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        I am already fixed ✂️

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      Pfft. I can make her worse.

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